signs of Vanity and High Maintenance

We often thought that a vain person most probably is high maintenance to. Well! here I am again, wants to correct and put a HUGE CHECK on things. I admit it, sometimes I have tendency to become control freak, and a vain person to. I just want to further verify and elaborate whats the difference between vanity and high maintenance people. Top ten differences of Vanity and High Maintenance.

1. Vain person drink 8 glasses of water a day to keep their body hydrated, while high maintenance person drink 8 bottles of Evian a day.

2. Vain person is very hygienic, always making sure he look and smells good, while high maintenance person uses hypoallergenic products to look and smell good.

3. Vain person always dressed up to look good and be presentable to what ever occasion he/she attending, while high maintenance person always dressed up to impress, they want to be the center of attention.

4. A vain person ordering in a fast food chain, "1 combo meal #1 up-size the drinks and fries please! and no salt", High maintenance person "I want my combo meal #1 grilled medium rare with the bun toast to golden brown, fries should be freshly fried with a pinch of iodized salt, and put a bend straw on my soda"

5. whats inside the bag of a vain and of a high maintenance person? Vain: lip balm, cologne, moisturizer, floss, toothpaste and tooth brush, and a vanity mirror. High maintenance person: Make up Kit, first aid kit, sewing Kit, organizer, chargers, flash light, stunner, and a picture frame of his/her dog.

6. Vain person work out regularly to keep the body fit and fab, while High Maintenance person won't work out unless if it's in an exclusive fitness health club

7. Most vain people eat healthy food, high maintenance people eat Organic Food (Like Gretchen Bareto)

8. Vain people always sanitized their hands to make sure they won't get germs by touching stuff especially in public places. High Maintenance people need to ride an elevator alone to make sure that they won't get germs from other people.

9. Vain people drink coffee with less sugar to prevent excessive glucose content in the body that leads to diabetes. High maintenance don't drink instant coffee, they only drink freshly brewed coffee or if it's from Starbucks.

10. I am vain and definitely not a high maintenance person.